Jesus fucking Christ it's fucking April already.

( Cut for Images etc etc. )

The same fucking goes for all of you goddamned retards who're stupid enough to have hay fever.

Who: Squalo and Badou.
When: SQUALO'S BIRTHDAY. omfg backdated it's all my fault i'm slow at tagging.
Where: Varia Mansion, Squalo's bedroom.
What: Badou attempting to sneak back in to punch Squalo over his birthday. Shit happens involving a lot of things like Squalo's hand and stuff. Angst and Lulz and Plot and everything ever.
Why: SQUALO'S BIRTHDAYYYYYYY. STFU. Plus we wanted to do something about Squalo's metal hand.
Note: Nobody saw this.

( I'm gonna punch you 23 hundred times, baby. )

Badou.

I made the appointment for this evening.

I'm picking you up from work.

More new fucking people.

Don't fucking talk to me if you're going to be retarded and annoying. I'll fucking cut you.

HOW'S MY FERRARI.

Go for it. 8U


comment | critique | stuff lke that.


anon is on and ip is off.

Almost forgot about this place, I guess. Can't be helped. This shit is fucking retaaarded.

Hn. Had stuff to do and shit.

There's nothing to say apart from that. What the fuck is up with you fuckers?

Who: Squalo and Badou.
When: After the Kimbley and Badou log HERE
Where: Varia mansion.
What: IDK DON'T ASK.
Why: Because we felt like it.
Note: Nobody saw this.

( -Afternoon. Sorry I didn't call. )

Who: Squalo and Badou.
When: Before his ferrari crashed. IDK.
Where: Random countryside. On the way back to Varia HQ from town.
What: Squalo attempting to jumpstart the car idk. Badou being an asshole. Both of them being retards.
Why: WANTED TO TRY MINI LOG THIS ISN'T SO MINI IDK BUT W/E WE TRIED. Also just random logging fun about broken down cars.
Note: Nobody saw this.

( You're not going to fucking die SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT UP )

I went and got another car while Rosalie's fixing the Scags up. And since I got a fucking loan offer from Marmon and it's no-interest. Might as well make the most of it.



Badou. You're not allowed to touch any of the cars ever again.

The fucking garage is locked when I'm not fucking there.

And also, for that note. I'm not taking any fucking responsibilities for broken doors. I'm not touching any of them until this fucking madness is over or someone fucking goes and fucking shoot that fucking retarded fag.

....

YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDED.

EVERYTHING'S SHITTY.

I'M GOING TO STAY AT A FUCKING HOTEL UNTIL THIS IS ALL FUCKING OVER.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MOVIE.

IT WAS BLOODY FUCKING STUPID AND YOU DON'T FUCKING GET THOSE ARTERIAL SPRAY FROM A CUT LIKE THAT. AND YOU NEVER SEE THAT WHEN YOU FUCKING DISEMBOWEL SOMEONE.

NOT TO MENTION, WHAT THE FUCK, A FUCKING CRICKET BAT?!

I'M RETURNING THIS PIECE OF SHIT TO THE SHOP.

ZOMBIE MOVIES ARE FUCKING STUPID.

Who: Squalo and Badou.
When: Way back when in August. I failed at tagging the log so here's the final finished log.
Where: Varia Headquarters, Italy. Squalo's room.
What: Badou nearly drowning twice. Funsies and water damage in Squalo's bedroom.
Why: Because. And idk we like logging? WE NEED TO TAKE A "NORMAL SIZED LOG" COURSE SOMEWHERE FAST.
Note: Nobody saw this.


( NO FUCKING TOWEL HOGGING, ASSHOLE. )

Who: Squalo and Badou.
When: Way back when in August. I failed at tagging the log so here's the final finished log.
Where: Varia Headquarters, Italy. Squalo's room.
What: Badou nearly drowning twice. Funsies and water damage in Squalo's bedroom.
Why: Because. And idk we like logging? WE NEED TO TAKE A "NORMAL SIZED LOG" COURSE SOMEWHERE FAST.
Note: Nobody saw this.


( the evening air of venice was cool and quiet. )

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

BUT I WILL KILL YOU, KAMINA.


And. Don't fucking even think about talking about it when you come the fuck over, Yoko.

SHUT UP.

Who: Squalo and Badou
When: The morning/night/fuckoclock of; immediately after the Xanxus and Squalo log here
Where: Varia HQ, Italy.
What: DF;LKJAF;KLJS;KJLASD;JKL!!!!!!!!
Why: Idk we're retards.
Note: FDLKJGSA;LKJGADS;LJKADSG;LKJDAGS;JLKADSGKJ;LDAGSJK;LDG;KJLGD;KJLGDS!!!!! or, SORRY ABOUT THE LOGS OVERLOAD.
Note 2: LOLIDK RETARDATION AND FLUFF. THIS IS A WARNING SERIOUSLY.

( I wish I'd ever been in a position to jab Jackie Chan in the fucking ribs at six in the morning, eh. )

Who: Squalo and Xanxus.
When: Right after log here.
Where: Varia Headquarters, Italy. Squalo's room + corridor.
What: Xanxus and Squalo talking.
Why: Because.
Note: Nobody saw this.

( fdf;ljk;ds ffff. )

Who: Squalo and Xanxus and Badou.
When: After the ITs here and Xanxus's post here.
Where: Varia Headquarters, Italy. Corridor + Squalo's room. Kitchen, main hall, etc. Basically just all over the Varia HQ.
What: TENSIONNNNNNNN and much awkwardness. Xanxus's ~*PRESENCE*~. Explosions, mad laughter, injured Italians and general fucking crazy. Jesus Christ, don't fucking ask. Read.
Why: Badou was spazzing too much. And we needed Xanxus and Badou to meet? Squalo is a cranky injured bitch kitty person.
Note: None of your characters saw this. Though they'd have seen all the public threads in the ITs and in Xanxus' post, if they cared to know. Idk people in Varia mansion ie the servants and Luss and Levi and Bel, if he was here at that time?


( squalo is injured and cranky, under the cut. )

Who: Squalo and Xanxus
When: After the Interesting Truths on Xanxus came out here.
Where: In Venice. Varia headquarters. Xanxus' room, and a private hospital, then back to Xanxus' room.
What: Squalo's reaction to Xanxus' secrets. And some Mafia moments, ie guns and blood. And even more blood and Xanxus being all Xanxus with his killing desire and weird manly Mafia stuff. ~*EPIC*~
Why: Because the ITs for Xanxus were too awesome and we needed to do this. And HOLY SHIT WE DIDN'T KNOW THIS WILL BE SO AWESOME. IT IS EPIC.~*EPICCCC*~
Note: Go HERE for information on Squalo's condition during the log. It is a perfectly acceptable behaviour for him to do in that situation and he will tolerate no comments otherwise. Not that your characters would know anything about what happened. So NONE OF YOU REALLY SAW THIS HAPPENING.


( I don't fucking need another reminder. )